Category Archives: In english

Better get a Danish- dictionary if you frequently visits my blog, but english posts will all be in this category.

HEAT-1X launch – my share flew ;-)

Posted on 2011-06-03 by Uffe R. B. Andersen
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UPS

Posted on 2011-03-05 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

2011-03-05 08:08:25 +0100  Allowing logins 2011-03-05 08:08:25 +0100  Power is back. UPS running on mains. 2011-03-05 08:08:25 +0100  Mains returned. No longer on UPS batteries. 2011-03-05 07:17:04 +0100  Users requested to logoff. 2011-03-05 07:12:03 +0100  Running on UPS batteries. 2011-03-05 … Continue reading →

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iPet

Posted on 2011-01-18 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

Introducing the intelligent Personal electronic thing – or simply iPet. Has to become an instant classic!

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A necessary brain surgery

Posted on 2010-11-22 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

Dave: We’ve got a problem, HAL. HAL: What kind of problem, Dave? Dave: A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn’t going anywhere. We’re way short of our sales plan. HAL: That can’t be Dave. The HAL Model 9000 is the … Continue reading →

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The Terrorist’s Handbook

Posted on 2010-01-04 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

Sakset fra http://www.capricorn.org/~akira/home/terror.html: The Terrorist’s Handbook Written BY: UNKNOWN AUTHOR HEAVILY EDITED by: Kloey Detect of Five O and B.S. of Hardbodies Special thanks to WordPerfect Corporation for their spelling checker…….This file NEEDED IT! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) SPECIAL THANX ALSO GOES OUT … Continue reading →

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..while you waterboard yourself in your own tears..

Posted on 2009-07-17 by Uffe R. B. Andersen
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Håber ikke min chef læser med ;-)

Posted on 2009-06-11 by Uffe R. B. Andersen
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En Arthur Dent-kategori?

Posted on 2009-02-03 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

Jeg har tilføjet en kategori til min blog og i modsætning til kategorier som Foto, Humor, IT-sikkerhed og Nørderi, så er den måske ikke helt så selvforklarende: Arthur Dent-kategorien. Arthur Dent er, som det vil være nogen bekendt, den gennemgående … Continue reading →

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Take this plane to Havana or I will fondle my wife!

Posted on 2009-02-02 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

From L. A. Times – In-flight confrontations can lead to charges defined as terrorism: Some security experts say the use of the law by airlines and their employees has run amok, criminalizing incidents that did not start out as a … Continue reading →

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Red Porshce Killer wanted

Posted on 2008-04-03 by Uffe R. B. Andersen

!@(uploads/2008/04/red_porsche.jpg:R250 thickbox: “Red Porsche © UFOTO|DK”)Back in november 2007, I had a few days of enthusiasm and took my bicycle to work (the car was in for repairs at the local sparepart pusher). A collegue told me of a shorter … Continue reading →

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